Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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