question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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