is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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