Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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