Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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