i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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