it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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