I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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