HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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