So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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