i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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