I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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