doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Can vaginas get frostbite?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
This is my life. Enjoy the view
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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