Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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