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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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