When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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