If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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