i think my tv is drunk
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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