Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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