I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize