Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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