can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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