I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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