I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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