I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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