Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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