Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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