My room smells like vodka and shame
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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