Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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