I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Randomize
