remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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