She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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