what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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