so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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