Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i love accidental penises.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i believe in u and ur pee
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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