States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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