what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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