I cannot find my penis.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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