What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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