I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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