Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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