Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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