i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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