And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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