He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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