Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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