i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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