If i come over, it means nothing
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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