Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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