I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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