See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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