I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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