do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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