I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
