You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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