just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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