My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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