I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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